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1 definition by Michael Wonser

1. (v.) when a smooth or suave retort is spoken to a woman in such a way that is romantically takes her by suprise.
2. (v.) When recieving an unexplained 'A' on a Physics test in which the test-taker had no prior knowledge of the tested material
3. (n.) Used to describe some that steals christmas decorations from a yard with intent to ransom
1. Yeah, I wonsered Jenny and she said yes to the dance.
2. Wow! I wonsered that physics test!
3. Man.. i'm such a Wonser. Stephani's Christmas decorations are gone!
by Michael Wonser December 19, 2005