Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call
. A poor man's Little Black Book
, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie
& Rusty Trombone
), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.