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9 definitions by Michael McGuire

 
1.
An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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2.
The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.
Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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3.
One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.
I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".
by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004
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4.
King schmuck, but we all love him.
Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.
by Michael McGuire February 09, 2004
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5.
A location where an abundance or plethra of schmucks reside. A place where shmuckery roams free.
France is considered by many to be a schmuckdom.
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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6.
Terrific,stellar, pimpadocious.
Receving a blow job is panderific.
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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7.
Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.
That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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