tau kappa epsilon is:
average blood alcohol level is greater then their
-a bunch of guys
standing in a room with
roofie distribution center.
-a place where
a bunch of morons go to pat each other
on the back saying how awesome they
-people whom are proud
to be associated to politicians.
you can drink like an idiot
and be hailed as a champion.
-an vacuum of intelligence.
the best hazing takes place.
-the biggest "frat" in the nation which
is why most greek organizations
distance them selfs from the word "frat" and instead use "fraternity".
becoming a brother is the greatest
achievement that associates
will be likely to achieve in their
-a nationwide network of boys where
the only connection
to each other
are the letters on their shirts
and the crappy beer they
the doushebags from highschool go if they
arent cops and no, in case you are wondering they
didnt change a bit either.
TKE was founded is commonly known
as the beginning of the downfall of the american
-Soulja boy's white boy fan club
yes, these guys have
album and yes, they
do play ALL the songs - if you heard
any of em.. you know what im talking about
-if all TKEs were
moved to Zimbabwe the percentage
of Americans infected with
STDs would drop by 1/4.
if you are at a bar and there
are people screaming and chanting
for no apparant reason, there
are no ladies present, or if they have
access to music they
bad songs from 2003, it is likely they
are associated with
the college equivalent of a crack head.
people go for the free beer
and party, but none stay for the company of the brothers.
GUY as in "dont be that
guy" - is usually
threat to the reputation of fraternal organizations
yet the smallest threat on a 1 to 1 personal level.
of people each
privately thinking... maybe
i joined the wrong club
the guy who puts an exhaust and decals on a 95 honda civic yet does no engine modification. "the flame
stickers makes it go faster"
you can find that
guy who was 28 when you were
a freshman and was still
attending school after you graduated with
men whom still
believe in the tooth fairy.
the skull thats on their
coat of arms represents the demise of any character, personality, individualism, you may have
had as well as the respect that
will be lost by joining this
he who only goes after women known
to be "loose" being
a TKE automatically makes a woman look 97% more of slut ( with
poor taste ) .
the guy at the weight room that
does nothing but upper body and does not leave
members dont actually have
to go to college to join
a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon spawned
the nations leading promoter of sasuage-fest parties.
the butt of every joke
for the rest of the greek community
id rather have
my sister be dating a 40 year old convict
then to be dating a tke- and its true
are far worse things
then having cancer, i mean
you could be a tke"
- and yes i have actually heard this
EXACT phrase and the cancer patient recovered perfectly fine
glad hes not in tke
Tau kappa Epsilon was created for that
the everyday man can also have
a fraternal organization. well they have
men are the run of the mill, nearly clones. possessing nothing to say of their
character or self worth