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Plural of goose, another waterfowl not to be confused with ducks, geese are larger, more dangerous, and far louder
Those are ducks, you fool! They're geese, and they're heading this way! Run!
by michael November 11, 2003
A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
gotta love pooch. Just because you can
pooch aka pritch robertard
by Michael October 20, 2004
what is said to make sue cry....
Sue: *cry*
by Michael May 17, 2004
You pray by pressing the Search button located on google.com, google toolbar, the search box in firefox, google desktop and im feeling lucky.
I pray for firefox and God gave it to me!
by michael November 14, 2004
A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)
That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.
by Michael October 03, 2004