3 definitions by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley
A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley July 28, 2007
A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.
Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.
The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.
The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.
The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.
The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.
"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."
"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley July 28, 2007
An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley July 28, 2007