1 definition by Methuselah knows more than you

Top Definition
Any aging douche-bag who thinks that they will become less of a homosexual if they sleep with multiple dog faced women. They cannot dance, nor can they get an erection due to their over use of Mexican steroids. Their greatest fear is fisherman's nets and arithmetic. Their greatest allies are hair gel and Rohypnol.
"Wow, I was watching "To Catch a Predator" and the guy they arrested was a total Dolpin".
#synonyms: douche-bag #date rape #pathetic. antonyms: benevolten #sexy #desierable
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