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Small Town in New York. Historically a Steam train town. Mostly ignorant people and people who have less than a desirable IQ. but some of them are actually smart.. Port Java, Brother Bruno's, Len and Joe's and Hess' are the redeeming qualities of this town. The point where New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
Non-Port jervian: Port Jervis where is that?
Port Jervian: Where New York New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
by Metal Box Dweller May 31, 2011

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