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1 definition by Merkish Payment

 
1.
use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010