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3 definitions by Merkin Donor

 
1.
A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
by Merkin Donor December 10, 2007
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2.
Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.
I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?
by Merkin Donor December 10, 2007
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3.
When one walks into the office bathroom and is blasted by the unruly stench of a co-worker's rank defecation.
I just saw Toby leave the bathroom. Everyday, I'm hotboxed by that fool.
by Merkin Donor December 10, 2007
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