When, while wearing a sanitary pad, it rides up your buttcrack and into your vaginal crack and is very uncomfortable. When you pull it out, it makes a crinkly noise that people might be able to hear.
"Man, I have a killer pad wedgie."
A shman is a human being whose gender is completely beyond you. You will see them on the street, on TV, in pictures, or in various other places, and you have no idea whether they are male or female.
Guy One: "Is that person a man or a woman?"
Guy Two: "Dude, that's a shman."
"Crap", originating on GaiaOnline.com, said by user Katikal.
"Bomberjads! I broke my TV again!"
"Why won't the bomberjads come out?"
"I have to take a bomberjads."
1) Middle school girls who think they're much older than they are.
2) Middle school girls who will go out with any guy who asks just because they want a boyfriend.
3) Middle school girls who would make out with any cute guy in the school.
4) Middle school sluts.
Or all of the above.
"Ohmygawsh, Becky, Claire is like, SUCH a claremont girl!"
"Ugh, I think my best friend is becoming a claremont girl."
"Hey, man, need a date? Just pick one of the claremont girls."
The rarely seen shman
I caught my brother looking at shmorn! I couldn't tell which was the man, and which was the woman.
"I was flashing bone to some porno the other night..."
"Man, I really need to flash some bone right now."
An exclamation used when one is suprised or shocked.
"Holy FREMBLECRANXLERTHROMPH JESUSMANZ!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"