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2 definitions by Melquíades

 
1.
An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.
haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."
by melquíades February 19, 2008
 
2.
partners in crime; mutiple larcenies committed by the same criminal.
The police are investigation two corroberations that occurred last night at about 11 p.m.
by Melquíades July 13, 2008