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2 definitions by Melloro

 
1.
The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 06, 2011
 
2.
The act of buffing and generally tidying up ones feet prior to a pedicure, due to sheer embarrassment over their state.
Dude, I was so embarrassed by the state of my hoofs, I gave myself a predicure before my appointment
by Melloro January 06, 2011