A tech savvy generation with the unfortunate distinction of being born after the Boomer generation and thus having to suffer through the worse childhood of any generation.
Generally, for those who survived being spoiled rotten or beaten by their parents, they became happy, outgoing, and very innovative. For those who had to fight their way out they became leaders, innovators, and strong willed.
Criticized for being slackers but surviving the boomer generation would take the energy and initiative out of anybody.
Anyone born between 1967 and 1981.
Joaquin Phoenix, Kurt Cobain, Marc Andreessen,
An awsome game that had what fews games do - playability. Great graphics, story, and gameplay. Worthy of full price and repeat play. A gem only to be surpassed by (Hopefully) Halo 3.
Mike: Hey lets play Halo 1!
(30 days later)
Mike: Shouldn't we stop to eat something?
Jack: What..food? Ok, After we play through legendary mode.
Mike: Good idea.
Spoiled suburban skateboard kid who tries to act tough and sometimes ghetto. Mom forces him to go to church hoping he'll get saved. Grew up with everything but still unhappy. Gets owned in any fight against urban kids. Eventually gives up skating and goes to college.
Most suburban skaters.
A woman who got married, raised children and stayed home then suddenly around her mid-late 50's(after the feminist movement) decided she wanted to be independent of all responsibility and dress like a teenager and divorce her husband.
Mike: Hey what's wrong with your mom?
John: She's been watching 'Sex in the City'
Mike: She looks like a sausage in that spandex.
John: She's become a grandfather feminist.
Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.
Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.
Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.
A world filled with lazy, out of shape, undisciplined whiners who break down under the smallest of pressures and complain about everything the military does.
Sgt: Where are you headed soldier?
GI: I'm going home! Back to civilian life.
Sgt: Are you nuts? You'll die a miserable death.
The people who soldiers sacrifice their lives for so that future generations may prosper. They tend whine and complain about the smallest inconvience, breakdown under the most minimal pressures, and get in the way of falling ordinance.
Sgt: We need to evacuate that city before enemy forces arrive.
GI: Can't, the civilians don't want to, their watching TV.
Sgt: Bomb everything, lets go.