Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value
Did you know
that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer
himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar
, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than
Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh
. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost
everybody! He made nothing!"
I'm better than Van Gogh
And I'm better
than you, brainiac.