Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera
singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar
, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh
. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh
and Galileo put together!
And I'm better than you, brainiac.