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9 definitions by Mel Biggs

 
8.
a turd that is a slimer on one end and a globular cluster at the other end. So-named because of its resemblance to a club that would be carried by a cave man.
I blew a club this morning. I guess I should have expected it after I ate a high fiber dinner and followed it with cheese for dessert.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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9.
A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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