136 definitions by Mel

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.
Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.
by Mel October 13, 2003
The insertion of the word "the" before an adjective to increase the intensity of the statement.
That party was the awesome.
by Mel May 21, 2005
1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.
"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"
by mel March 14, 2005
Originates from a lil town in England where all the hard working RA Admins are born.

Lover of beer and other alcoholic beverages.
I am soooo the coolest mod.....
by Mel April 06, 2004
A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.
I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.
by Mel May 21, 2005
1. A virgin vagina
2. A womans genital area that hasnt yet been penetrated
my mom doesnt have a virgina
by mel March 17, 2005
A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.
She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.
by Mel March 04, 2005
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