A horrible state in the northern Central Plains..
Extremely corrupt politics.
A shooting, stabbing, or mugging everyday (usually in Chicago area.)
Can get all four seasons in one week of time.
Always feuding with Wisconsin.
Anyone who doesn't live there only knows about Chicago.
Anyone who does live there, pretends they don't.
"If they as you where your from don't say Illinois...say Chicago
. Or better yet don't say anything at all."
If you don't like the weather in Illinois, wait a few minutes, it'll change.