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The manliest woman you may ever meet. Dark mustache, pointy boobed, and deadly breath. Can not take a joke. Thinks she can play sports, but is really growing a pouch from all the potato chips she puts down. Extremely deep voice, and a shade up from albino. Extremely hairy and thinks she has friends. Her best friend is a dog. Hasn't had a boyfriend since the K5. Described in one word- gross
Guy- 'remember that one girl I told you about, that I was talking to on online dating?'
Girl- 'yeah why?'
Guy- 'well I finally met her in person and she is a total carly'
Girl- 'wow I am so sorry'
by Meganbabayy(; June 17, 2011

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