The manliest woman you may ever meet. Dark mustache, pointy boobed, and deadly breath. Can not take a joke. Thinks she can play sports, but is really growing a pouch from all the potato chips she puts down. Extremely deep voice, and a shade up from albino. Extremely hairy and thinks she has friends. Her best friend is a dog. Hasn't had a boyfriend since the K5. Described in one word- gross