"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about
two giant men, who only communicate
by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades
around Milford, CT. While not yet released
nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."