Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"