2 definitions by Mediocrity's Muse

Top Definition
1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
by Mediocrity's Muse October 06, 2010
1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence
1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
by Mediocrity's Muse October 06, 2010
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