Pedestialion: A raised column made of marble combined with a fancy sounding Italian suffix used to describe people who identify themselves as above others just because of their possessions and extravagant lifestyle.
Pronunciation: "Pede sta leon"
Waiter: Hi, My name is Jim, I will be your waiter today. Can I bring you anything?
Morgane: Yes, can you retrieve me an elegant bowl of the finest soup made by a trained chef.
Middle American Friend: (Looking incredulously)....You serious bitch? This is Panera, you are Pedestialion.