A mythilogical creature first encountered near 150 B.C. Born in the firey depths of mount doom. He has the head of a savage scorpion and the body of a gerbil. He spread his aura of racist hate throughout the land of middle earth for three centuries. Until one day he was conquered by a galient dwarf night named "media time". He was then forever banished to the land of the interwebs where he continues to write annoying chain emails that threaten of bad luck and impotency.