1 definition by MeGeneric1

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The psychological online condition of thinking that someone on AOL actually gives a shit who you are and going to great lengths to protect your screen name by taking up every variation of that name and adding AOL accounts to JUST MAKE SURE someone cannot pose as you.
Having 5 aol accounts and 35 screen names that are variations of your original name. Using lower case l for "i" and the number "1". "Dus1 had worn out the l key on her key board due to her ParAOLnoia requiring her to have all the variations of her screen name taken".
by MeGeneric1 January 23, 2008

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