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1 definition by Mckaytrio

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.
by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008