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Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
-Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
-Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
-The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat.
The punk band bassist have played three different notes during the gig.

Jaco was a funky bassist. He played a non-freted bass!
by McMondongo October 09, 2005

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