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2 definitions by McDanni

 
1.
When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.
Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...
by McDanni December 09, 2011
 
2.
A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.
Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...
by McDanni November 14, 2011