2 definitions by Mc Lovin'

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A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' October 16, 2007

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A whore who everyone knows, but is only liked for their sexual qualities. For this reason they will cycle between multiple partners, craving the uncontrollable urge for sex.
Vanessa, the asian with a nice booty, is better known as the slut muffin.
by Mc Lovin' October 08, 2007

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