1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.
2. n. (see GOD)
3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.
4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.
5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN
1. Carl: Dude, is that The Droid
James: Totally bro. I just got it today
Carl's Girlfriend: James, could I possibly suck your dick?
James: Sure. (turns to camera) Thanks, Pussy Magnet App
Carl: Noooooooo!!! (cries like a bitch.)
2. (from scripture) And The Droid
said, Let there be light: and there was light.
3. Steven: Bro. Did you see that LeBron James
cross-court drive?? That shit was The Droid
Drew: Yeah...(looks down)
Steven: Bro, did you just cream your pants?? I thought you were a dude!!!
Drew: I haven't always been a dude...
4. Jason: Sex is The Droid
Modias: I don't know, my iPhone is pretty cool...
5. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a major camper
was trying to chill out with the Intervention, but x W4rg4mer x totally The Droid
that fag with one shot from an AT4-HS.