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2 definitions by Maxwell the PIG

 
1.
The basis of many rave, techno, Electronic Dance Music songs. Similar to boots and cats. Also the tune Maxwell the Pig grooves to.
"Man, I went to the bar and it was techno night. All I could hear was Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and....
by Maxwell the Pig March 28, 2014
 
2.
A man who says he wants to hang out but always stand you up. He's got a good dick and he's the best in bed. But he is kind of an asshole. But you can't help but fall for him.
Where is William? Probably standing you up.
by Maxwell the PIG February 15, 2011