A fairly standard system for online business cards. Not to be confused with V card, which means virginity. However, should you confuse the two, the results should be pretty good.
Coworker 1: Hello Coworker 2! I just finally got my cubicle and corporate computer account set up, want me to send you my vCard in celebration?
Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*
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