1 definition by MaximillianBadberg
| 1. | Missoula Mortar and Pestle | ||
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A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards. Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How? Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet |
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