When you feel
as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel
a sudden moist feeling
on the edge of your
butt cheeks. At this point you come
this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn
the back of your
a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks
tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning
and the feeling
of a sharp stabbing sensation in your
lower abdomen, you must continue to stay
in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started
to pass gas, I felt
a moist sensation and immediately
snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing
matter and despite onlookers
gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew
I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore
the Buckingham Clench in an attempt
to hold it all in.