The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.
Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t
!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d