Noun: A total embarrassment.
A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation
with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness
to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect
a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies
Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes
referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"