6 definitions by Maurice Dowdry

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Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.
I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
When new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the Man-Apes discover the monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
When I found out that Suzie was creepin' with Mark I just about went Ape Mode.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.
Slip it in her midnight pocket.
by Maurice Dowdry July 07, 2008
A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.
I'll trade you my shark bites for that Joggo Bomb!
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

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