2 definitions by Matty Mirek

Top Definition
A possum-like creature from Poland. It's habits are... per much, AP Bio and cross country. Whats if he bites you? Well, then you need a Mirek shot. Mirek is also the key element in the ever popular sport, Rattetball. Mirek will gladly pleasure you, just ask.
Lets head on down to the rattetball field! The mirek is already there!

by Matty Mirek July 07, 2011
To punish by either inserting the tip of the penis into the mouth and or gently kissing the victim on the lips.
Last night, after I texted his mom, he gave me a rattet.
by Matty Mirek July 06, 2011

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