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1 definition by Mattles Batthew

 
1.
A condition brought about by a long period of writing on paper. It's symptoms largely include forearm pain, aching hands and stiff joints across the writer's arm.
JKR - "I've been writing this new book of mine for about three hours straight, I've got Authorwriteis all through my right arm."

Ketie Price - "Oh I never get Authorwriteis when I write my books,"

JKR - "That's because YOU don't actually write your own material"

Katie Price - "Oh yeah,"
by Mattles Batthew April 04, 2011
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