1 definition by Mattieu Beckett

Top Definition
I. (n.) A dirty or filthy substance or coating that carries an unpleasant odour.

II. (n./ adj.) Sub-species of human being; often recognized due to severe lack of intelligence, painful fashion-sense and extreme levels of sloth.

1/. Those lower life-forms that sport burberry and/or ridiculous amounts of Nike brand clothing. This family of scum is often referred to as chav.
2/. Anybody who uses the word 'nigga' or makes a grunt sounding similar, but not exclusive to: 'blud' or 'shank' is automatically referred to by any decent human being as scum.
3/. Anything that kisses its teeth more than once a day.
4/. The vast majority of creatures inhabiting George Green's.
5/. Anything with an I.Q. lower than 50 (or supports Tottenham F.C.)
1. Those chavs around here are the scum of the Earth!
2. Scum: "Izzit coz I'm a nigga? I'll shank you, blud!"
Civilized human: "No, it is because you are scum! Good day, sir"
3. "(kisses teeth) Bombaclat!" = Scum
4. "Did you see that scum-sucking, stinky, fuck-bag?"
"Yeah, 'round here we call them yobs!"
by Mattieu Beckett September 26, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt