This prehistoric dinosaur has been dated back to the late jurassic period and believe it or not is still living today. Many theories suggest that the Boochasaurus survived the meteorite that wiped out every other species of his kind because he was so high at the time. He still suffers affects including minor brain damage, paranioa and nervous twitches as a result of this. Numerous sightings have been recorded stating he is generally found grazing on the common in Whitchurch, Cardiff in the U.K. However many followers are sceptical about this because the creature in the pictures and video footage looked so unbelievably wasted at the time he just didn't match up to the original specimin. If you ever decide to go Boochasarus hunting, my advise is to equip youself with at least 1.5 grams of marijuana because he is highly attracted to this substance.
Maff: What does the Boochasaurus look like then?
Bill: He's big green and scaley and his spikes all down his back.
Maff: Sounds like Nathan Gauci.
A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.
"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"
Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole.