A feeble weak minded
organism usually found
monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator
of the language
known as “Goochish” which
basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just
said. He tends to dispense common phrases
an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions
of masturbating). There are rumours
that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats
he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money
during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement
playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds
he finds cool
but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t
anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.
"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"
Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space
between your ball
sack and asshole.