A group of foreigners who claim to be English and play within the English Premier League. Chelsea seem to think that buying Titles is successful. Chelsea's lame attempt at buying the trebble failed patheticly.
Buying the premiership: £100,000,000.
Loosing to Liverpool in the Champions League even after paying for 5 minutes extra time: Priceless.
Oh no its coming up to 90 minutes and we only have a draw, I better pay the Referees assistant some money so that we can get more than 3 minutes injury time and win!