1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.
'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'
Someone whose long and bent nose is always running
Girl 'You're quite attractive'
Girl 'oh god, you've got a bloody widgy-nose'
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