3 definitions by Matt Tomlinson

Top Definition
The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.
If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.
Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.
What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

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