2 definitions by Matt Koontz

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One who causes unbearable awkward silence, usually resulting in a series of crude comments related to the uncomfortable situation the bumbling fool has created.
Rudy: "I like to wear women's clothing."
- awkward silence -
Guy: "Dude, you're the weirdest Reckless Rudy I've ever met."
Other Guy: "I think you need your balls re-attached."
by Matt Koontz November 19, 2005

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When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.
Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!
by Matt Koontz October 10, 2005

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