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5 definitions by Matt Heston

 
1.
1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.
Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!
by Matt Heston March 23, 2008
 
2.
1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.
by Matt Heston June 21, 2006
 
3.
One who wizards the ass.
That Brad is a huge asswizard.
by Matt Heston June 13, 2006
 
4.
1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.
by Matt Heston June 24, 2006
 
5.
One who wizards the ass.
That Brad sure is an asswizard.
by Matt Heston June 24, 2006