2 definitions by Matt Bonn

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A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.
Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
by Matt Bonn October 04, 2006

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Two or more lesbian lovers. Similar to the term "butt buddies" for males.
"Those two chicks over there are so fucking butch... you think they're pussy pals?"
by Matt Bonn August 21, 2007

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