A shit noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. This as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of shit. "Better get to the bog quick" Basicly when the shit comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like shit noodles then eat your ass off.
My god thats a big shit noodle.
Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.
What the shit noodle.
Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.
It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.
Frank shit noodled on jimmy's face