A shit noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. This as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of shit. "Better get to the bog quick" Basicly when the shit comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like shit noodles then eat your ass off.
My god thats a big shit noodle.
Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.
What the shit noodle.
Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.
It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.