7 definitions by Matt*ee

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:o9
An emoticon sent from a cocksucker to a prospective/current suitor indicating that s/he is: in heat, dick hungry, cum thirsty, or any combination of the three; often following a suggestive comment or question, and preceded by three or four spaces so as not to be construed as errant punctuation marks.
So are you ready to squirt your baby batter all over my tonsils this afternoon George? :o9
by Matt*ee September 20, 2009

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/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.
Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!
by Matt*ee September 22, 2009

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/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
by Matt*ee September 17, 2009

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/dee-en-ayz/ n. A freshly ejaculated load of gooey, viable semen, especially one from a highly coveted suitor. Derives its name from the acronym DNA and the word "mayonnaise."
Damn, that Latino boy at the sandwich shop was so hot, I hope he'll reward me with a generous mouthful of DNAise when he cums in my mouth later.
by Matt*ee September 18, 2009

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/rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.
Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.
by Matt*ee October 20, 2009

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One of the three main characters from writer Matthew Reynolds' critically acclaimed fable Queer Rabbit, a 21st century tale about the ordinary lives of three gay hares romping and prancing about the prairies of modern-day America.
A smart-talking social butterfly with downey, flaxen fur, Flossy Rabbit tended bar and lived under the pseudonym Justin.

Flossy Rabbit kicked up his paws with delight when the leprechaun handed him Mariah Carey concert tickets and a bag o' lively sparkles to take with him.
by Matt*ee January 16, 2010

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/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 20, 2010

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