3 definitions by Matt's Mom

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1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
by Matt's Mom November 01, 2006

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the adverb of "skull fuck"; used to describe a level or amount of skull fucking
"i'm going to skull the fuck that chick so hard her eye balls fall out
"man, thats alot of skull fuckery

OR

"i unleashed an indescribable amount of skull fuckery on her when she tried to leave the kitchen
by matt's mom November 09, 2010

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1) the word Penis but without the letter P, usually used by idiots to name the male phallus but are too afraid/embarassed to say "penis"

2) From the tv cartoon show, Futurama, Fry's grandfather. Discovered in the episode when Fry, Leila, Zoiberg, and Bender go back in time and find out that they ARE the 1947 Roswell UFO Crash...whilst in Roswell fry's supposed grandfather Enis, is blown up in a nuclear test due to idiocy on Fry's part; Fry fucks his grandmother, making him his own grandpa.
Enis was exploded...i'm just typing shit here so i can submit my definitions.
by Matt's Mom October 18, 2006

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