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To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.
"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"
by matt November 01, 2003

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God in musician form.
Neil Peart
Alex Lifeson
Geddy Lee
by Matt February 09, 2004

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A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
by Matt July 14, 2005

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Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow
Bubba is such a knuckle dragger.
by Matt September 29, 2004

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A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.
See Thungs
by Matt March 03, 2004

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A disease caused by everything.
Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!
by Matt March 26, 2005

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A ginger is a person with red hair.

All previous entries can only be explained by the extreme likelihood that they were written by mentally-handicapped and racist children, who walked in on their mothers having extra-marital intercourse with red-haired men. Recently, magazines such as tatler, vogue, and numerous newspapers have heralded this the age of 'the ginger' and have called it the new blonde. Such articles published a list of numerous celebrities who have dyed their hair red as part of the trend.
Damian Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman are all what would be called a 'ginger'

This list does not include celebrities who have recently begun dying their hair red as part of the 'new-blonde' redhead resurgence.
by Matt June 16, 2006

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